Consider the ways your upcoming holiday to Antigua can be ruined:
a)You forget your passport: all your anxiety dreams have come true.
b)You forget your ticket.
c)The flight is cancelled, leaving you stranded at the airport.
d)You miss your flight.
e)All your money is stolen from your bank account less than a week before you depart.
Guess what, folks? Someone has selected option E. Yes, all the money has been rinsed from my account. Ayo, technology. The bastard (or bitch, let's not be sexist) must have used some sort of device in the ATM to batter my balance last night. Suffice it to say, I'm not best fucking pleased. Luckily, I have a backup plan, the Bank will be on the case, and Euroboy has offered support should I need it.
Join me in prayer, won't you?
'Lord, whoever committed this crime, please let them be repeatedly ravaged by rusty razors in the depths of Hell. Karma be a cellmate called Big Daddy Jim. Amen.'
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Oh love, this is the second case of dodgy card and dissapearing money business I've read on blogs this week. Check out londonlass's blog, her bloke got done this week as well. What fucking arseholes :(
Can you beg, borrow (preferably not steal) some money to get you there anyway?
Luckily the important stuff is paid for already, but I did have plans for that cash. Ah well. I have a fallback plan, so I won't be eating sand for the next 2 weeks.
Oh thats good. Hope you get it all back swiftish anyway tho. And by the way, you've got that Amy Winehouse song in my head now.
Holy god
I live in fear of that kind of thing.
If you can't get it out of your mind and enjoy your vacation and deal with it when you get back -- might want to abort and reschedule ASAP. Cuz it sucks to have something hanging over your head like the sword of Damocles, ruining your hard-earned vacation.
Now that's what I call a BUMMER! Good luck in getting everything sorted.
Don't suppose a game of Scrabble would help? No, thought not...
I feel more bummed out than... Goatse. I dunno. Rescheduling isn't an option, as I will have very upset Best Mate and Euroboy to contend with, and you don't want it with either of them. So I am shuffling off to Antigua without complaint.
CB - I used to work for the Fraud team at Capital One - if you want some advice on this, drop me an email. I used to see this shit regularly
So let em get this straight, I look the other way for...2 seconds, and you get into all this trouble! OK I'm back now, let's sort this fucker out!
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